It's baby fever around here where I work. Some of the women are new grandmothers. That's wonderful for them, and they are so excited, and that's great, but can we PLEASE talk about something else?

I know maybe I'm feeling left out of the conversation because I don't have labor stories, hospital stories, nor what I craved when I was pregnant stories. Frankly, I'm glad for those things, thank you very much.

And why, pray tell must people bring their offspring into the office? If I didn't have to be here, you can sure as sh*t bet I wouldn't be in here, even with a kid.

*mutters*