for the sake of St. Valentine, somebody help me!!

i think i knew it went too far when i found a CD for Him that i'd been looking for since before Christmas and didn't bat an eyelash when it was 18.99. now normally that price would send me running for the door, screaming into the parking lot. but this time, no, not really. i just smiled, glad to have found it, and plunked down the money.

luckily MOST of the crazy Valentine-y stuff i've found has come from the dollar store. including the musical card. that is to get Him back for the musical toilet paper roller He got me for Christmas. it DOES play "Love Me Tender" though. i think the card one-ups it though. it plays "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"..doesn't it make you want to gag?

i've turned into one of those people i used to despise. people who celebrate Valentine's Day with a gushy grin.

what's next, china patterns???

egads. is there a 12-step group for this?

*shudders and shakes her head while applying cupid decals to the windows*