I am a movie snob, admittedly. I don't, however state that movies I don't like are all bad. I just state that there are some movies I do not like.

For example, I am not generally a fan of what most Americans consider comedies. I do love classic films with Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn. I find Monty Python amusing.

So for the love of all that's in glorious black and white, would someone explain why "A Christmas Story" is considered entertaining? A classic, even? I'm not comprehending that. It's painful to watch, and like most films that identify as comedy, I'm waiting for it to get funny.

Ah well, I have many more classics here I can watch instead. I just don't understand people sometimes.